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Zombie Resources vs. Zombie Data: How Storage & Data Sprawl Haunt Cloud Budgets

 

Zombie Resources vs. Zombie Data: How Storage & Data Sprawl Haunt Cloud Budgets

If you thought compute zombies were scary (Zombie Workloads: The Walking Dead of Your Cloud Bill) — wait until you meet their quieter, sneakier cousins: zombie data.

Unlike idle servers or abandoned dev environments, zombie data doesn’t scream for attention. It doesn’t set off alarms. It doesn’t run up CPU alerts. It just sits there — inching your cloud bill higher every single month — while everyone assumes storage is “cheap.”

It isn’t.

And in most organizations, data sprawl ends up costing more than the compute they spent months optimizing.

Think of this as the second wave of the cloud zombie apocalypse — and most teams don’t even realize it’s happening.

Meet the Two Types of Zombies in Your Cloud

1. Zombie Resources (Compute Zombies)

These are the ones we all recognize:

  • Idle VMs
  • Orphaned Kubernetes clusters
  • Forgotten load balancers
  • Test environments that were never shut down
  • Released-but-not-really-released cloud GPUs

They burn real money immediately. They’re noisy. They’re wasteful. They’re easy to understand.

You see the CPU at 1 percent for 100 straight hours and think, “Oh… yikes.”

But zombie data is a different kind of monster.

2. Zombie Data (Storage Zombies)

Zombie data is the silent killer in a cloud budget. It’s the backup no one needs anymore. It’s the 3-year-old snapshot someone forgot existed. It’s the staging bucket filled with logs from 2021. It’s the database volume attached to absolutely nothing.

Zombie data is:

  • Cheap to create
  • Easy to forget
  • Hard to track
  • Painful to clean up
  • Persistently expensive

It survives layoffs. Migrations. Team reorganizations. Vendor changes.
Zombie data never dies on its own.

And because it doesn’t cause service issues, it rarely makes it onto anyone’s incident radar.

Why Zombie Data Is Worse Than Compute Zombies

If an engineer spins up a GPU instance and forgets it, someone notices pretty quickly.

But storage? Storage is subtle.

Here’s why zombie data often becomes the biggest contributor to cloud waste.

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